The Human Centipede

So last night I had the honor to watch the Human Centipede with LeeAnne and Kbar.  We actually didn't watch the whole thing because it was way to disturbing to even comprehend.  it actually wasn't even as bad as I thought it would be like I thought it would show more of the surgery and process of combining them.  We fast forwarded during the surgery process actually so it could have been longer than i thought but that's fine by me.  We stopped at the part when the head of the centipede was about to poop in the girl's mouth behind him. 

The acting was awful throughout the entire movie these actors have obviously never been in a movie before.  It was borderline comical to the point where I was laughing more at their acting rather than puking at the movie in general.  The one part that really bugged the crap out of me (no pun intended) was when the one girl had the perfect opportunity to escape, she was literally standing right in front of an open window and instead she turned around, went back in the basement, and got her unconscious friend.  She literally had to drag her friend up the stars from the basement, over the broken glass near the window, across the concrete sidewalk and outdoors. And here's the really surprising part,THEY GOT CAUGHT! Who would have thought?????? Not me.  The one girl could have easily just left the house and ran to get help from the German police or somebody. Oh yeah, that reminds me of when the girls first got their flat tire and then that creepy nasty ugly fat sex offender came and started talking dirty to them. I almost puked during that part. Alright I'm just about done talking about this horrific movie. GOODBYE!